Gary Owen

Dude in the front row was having some serious issues with his order. #GaryOwen #StandUp #GaryOwencomedy

I real American hero sat in the front row. Sierra 92 aka clean the toilets. #GaryOwen #standup

Another Coldplay Couple came to my show last night. #Coldplay #GaryOwen #StandUp #MyBad

A moment I won’t forget onstage. A man’s wife passed away 2 days before my show. He still came to my show. All he wanted was a picture. #RIP

I got a tv show while I was in the Navy. My new comedy special “Gary Owen No S” is on YouTube now!!!

DKNY looks like Donkey on some shirts.

If a white woman has this haircut chances are she likes black guys. #GaryOwen #StandUp

Part 2 of paper straws. The club wanted this man to buy a bottle. He’s doesn’t drink. #GaryOwen #StandUp #Funny

#onthisday

This couple said they were in the Army. They musta stole some diamonds from the Middle East. #GaryOwen #StandUp

Shaq really introduced me to my ex wife #Garyowen #Garyowencomedy #shaq Come see me live 🚨 🎟️ Garyowen.live 🎟️ 📅Dates: ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️ June 13th-14th Chicago, IL Chiacgo Improv June 19th West Des Monies, IA Des Moines Funny Bone June 20th-22nd Kansas City, MO Kansasn City Funny Bone June 26th-28th Charlotte, NC The Comedy Zone July 12th Las Vegas, NV The Pearl Concert Theater July 18th-20th Sacramento, CA Punchline Sacramento July 25th-26th Niagara Falls, NY Seneca Niagara Resort and Casino August 9th New York, NY City Winery New York City August 14th-16th Atlanta, GA Helium Comedy Club Atlanta August 21st-24th Washington, DC DC Improv August 29th-31st Austin, TX Cap City Comedy Club

Diddy can come back from most of it except the tootsie roll #Garyowen #Garyowencomdedy #Getsome #Diddy #Cassie Come see me live 🚨 🎟️ Garyowen.live 🎟️ 📅Dates: ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️ May 30th-June 1st Phoenix, AZ Stand Up Live June 5th Tuscaloosa, AL Bama Theatre June 7th-8th Dania Beach, FL Dania Improv June 13th-14th Chicago, IL Chiacgo Improv June 19th West Des Monies, IA Des Moines Funny Bone June 20th-22nd Kansas City, MO Kansasn City Funny Bone June 26th-28th Charlotte, NC The Comedy Zone July 12th Las Vegas, NV The Pearl Concert Theater July 18th-20th Sacramento, CA Punchline Sacramento July 25th-26th Niagara Falls, NY Seneca Niagara Resort and Casino August 9th New York, NY City Winery New York City August 14th-16th Atlanta, GA Helium Comedy Club Atlanta August 21st-24th Washington, DC DC Improv August 29th-31st Austin, TX Cap City Comedy Club

Here's an extended clip from my special "Broken Family" #garyowen #garyowencomedy #brokenfamily

People were still wearing masks in Baltimore. #GaryOwen #StandUp

1at time I slept with a black girl. #GaryOwen #StandUp

Couple met at a funeral. #GaryOwen #StandUp

Pussy farts are the best. #GaryOwen #StandUp

Guy is in the friend zone with this girl. The whole audience is trying to help him get out of it. #GaryOwen #StandUp #FriendZone

Blue Chew vs. Honey Pack. #garyowen #garyowencomedy #garyandnate #honeypacks Come see me live 🚨 🎟️ Garyowen.live 🎟️ 📅Dates: ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️ June 26th-28th Charlotte, NC The Comedy Zone July 12th Las Vegas, NV The Pearl Concert Theater July 18th-20th Sacramento, CA Punchline Sacramento July 25th-26th Niagara Falls, NY Seneca Niagara Resort and Casino August 9th New York, NY City Winery New York City August 14th-16th Atlanta, GA Helium Comedy Club Atlanta August 21st-24th Washington, DC DC Improv August 29th-31st Austin, TX Cap City Comedy Club